What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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