When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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John Cena for president

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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