- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Lets go Yankees

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Kevin and Ramin

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

An irish man walks out of a bar

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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