A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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... Chan chan

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Lololol

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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