I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Bitch

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

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