- Anti Joke

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Church.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.