roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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