What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Your dads dead. lol

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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woman's rights

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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your face is kinda funny

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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