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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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