- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

im not food

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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