- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Robin, get in the car!

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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