wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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