Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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I work at jcpenny

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Ron Paul for President!

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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An Artic Storm.

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