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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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