Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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im gay

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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HEY!

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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