a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Dyslexia ruels!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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