- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

so how about that irline food

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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