What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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