How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What comes after 23? 24.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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