Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Your mom is so old she died

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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