- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Click here to end the world.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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