- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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