Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

The EPA.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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