Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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