- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Sex education in Texas.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Water? I hardly know her.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

a black guy hates chicken.

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