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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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