- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

kennah campion... being nice

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