Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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