- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

c-? men, C-men

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

That is so fetch

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

A Duck walks into a bar.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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