What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

What comes after 23? 24.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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