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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Womens rights

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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