- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Pull my finger ouch..

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What is more worse than death? Death

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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