- Anti Joke

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

A person from Singapore eats

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Female rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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