- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Do your parents know you're gay?

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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