How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Banana Hamock.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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