- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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