- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

i named my son Frodo because he was little

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

world peace

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

my whole life!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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