- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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