A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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why are balck people black because they are

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Nice belt.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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