Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

I have an erection My mom!

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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