I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Neither did she.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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