Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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