Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Why? Why Not?

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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