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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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