- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly