What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Queens Park rangers

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Women's rights

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Tony Romo

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96

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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