- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

flavin's head

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Two planes walk into an office building

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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