3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Some people like melon and others like soup.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops