what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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