- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

In soviet Russia...things are different

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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