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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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