- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

10inch nice

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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