Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

sweating like antoni with a girl

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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