- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

heat!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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