How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Why? Why not?

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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your face

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Lil Wayne

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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