Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Blake wilkeys hair style

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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