Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Dyslexia ruels!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Knock knock

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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