Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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when debbie meets downer

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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