Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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