- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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