- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

your face is kinda funny

A gay man watches football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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