why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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