- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Im taking a shit right now.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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