Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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I'm Coming

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

why was the boy sad? because.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Gus's mom

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

your no better than a cockroach

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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