Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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this is stupid .... yep

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Anti Joke

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