Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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DEATH.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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womens rights

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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