- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

angelo snyder is not ga

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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