They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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VAL SUCKS

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Jerry.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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