Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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are u black unlucky

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Women can vote? wtf

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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My mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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I'm hungry.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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