So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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dead dibbs

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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