- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Roses are blue Colton is gay

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

This is an anti-joke.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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