How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Of course, first door on your left

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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