Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Albert your flies undone.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Who invented apple? God

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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