- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

whats 2+2? 4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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