Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

The WPGA tour

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Penis.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why? Why Not?

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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