What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Women can vote? wtf

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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are u black unlucky

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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I'm hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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My mom

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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