Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

this website even though its hilarious.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Your mother just died.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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