- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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