- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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