- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

I had a submarine.... once

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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