Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Suck pussy

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

CHORGLUND

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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