Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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