Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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