Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Knock, Knock ...

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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