Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Sarah Palin

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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