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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Ron Paul for President!

Black people stink of shite!

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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