- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Rebecca Black

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Horse with a chair on his head.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

THE GAME.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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