- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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