- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

I'm 4 and what is this?

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Where's the soap?

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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