whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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hi joshua

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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