- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Horse with a chair on his head.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Rebecca Black

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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