- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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