- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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