Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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