- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

who is awesome? no one...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Yanter, Look it up

What is the difference?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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