Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Stephen Hawking

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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