A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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