- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Morning wood.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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