- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

My wife made me a sandwich

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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