- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

If you were a cactus, why?

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Please? No.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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