What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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