- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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