- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Gingers.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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