- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

I'm gay.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Obama lin Baden.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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