What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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