- Anti Joke

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals