What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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