one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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rocky is here again.......................

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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