Bacon is delcious.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Anti Joke

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