Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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KONY 2012

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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VAGINA.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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