- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

who is awesome? no one...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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