- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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