- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

give me a thumbs up

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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