- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Buzi vagy!

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

What do you call a Jew A Jew

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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