What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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What does? 42

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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- Helen Keller

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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