- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Yo mama is so fat she died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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