- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

i lyk 2 eet pup

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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