what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Sarah Palin

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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women's rights

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Women's Rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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THE GAME.

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