Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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pauls tuck

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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