What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Neither have I

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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